THE LATE JOHN F. KENNEDY JR.
KENNEDY CURSE OR CONSPIRACY?
A Matt Drudge Parody.
GRUDGE REPORT
By Fatt Grudge
WEN JUL 21 1999 18:14 UTC
JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. CURSE OR CONSPIRACY?
Disclaimer:
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This article is not an attempt to capitalize on the
deaths of John Kennedy Jr, his wife and sister-in-law. It
is just something that has been gnawing at me since I first
heard the news. The Grudge Report is a blend of parody,
real news and conspiracy theories of which this article is
the latter and should not be confused with the other two.
The following theory presumes that the death of President
Kennedy was the result of a political conspiracy.
The Motive:
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In many barbaric cultures it is not an uncommon belief
that if you murder a man you must also murder his son(s) so
they will not grow up to take revenge against you someday.
Who can deny that the murderers of President Kennedy where
not barbaric? Before his untimely death JFK jr had been
considering a run for the Senate. That coupled with his
publishing the political magazine "George" demonstrates that
it was his intention to get into public office. From there I
believe John Jr could have had a chance for the Presidency.
With his princely charms, clean reputation, and radiating
honesty he had the qualities the American public is yearning
for in a leader. He may very well have become the "heir to
the throne". Once in politics it is not a far fetch that he
might have encouraged a "proper" investigation into the
assassination of his father. True most of the conspirators
are now old or deceased but the "mechanism" that killed his
father is still in place. It may have been a goal of his to
undo that "mechanism" thereby avenging his fathers death.
If I have thought of that possibility , then surely, those
who are part of that "mechanism" must have thought of it also.
Whenever a free people suddenly lose someone possessing
a potentiality for leadership it is a wise thing for them to
at least consider the possibility of foul play.
Black Operations:
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How would the "mechanism" protect itself from a potential
threat who is endeared by millions and constantly in the public
eye? A murder such as that of his father's would have left too
many unanswered questions. It would be best to have it appear
to be an accident, preferably of his own doing. The son's life
and habits would be examined for opportunities to create this
"accident". He is a new pilot and his flight patterns are
predictable. Can't put a bomb on the plane or shoot it down.
The "mechanism" looks into it's bag of Black Op tricks. There
it is the best tool for the job, a relatively new and unheard
of weapon, the Electromagnetic Pulse or EMP.
It was discovered years ago that a nuclear detonation
releases an Electromagnetic Pulse which renders inoperable
anything electronic the pulse reaches. Scientists worked for
years to develop a "humane" EMP Weapon which would disable
vehicles, machinery, watches, computers and their
data, etc, but not directly harm people. The weapon saw it's first
action in the recent war against Yugoslavia. You DO remember
all those power outages Yugoslavia had? There is a very
detailed web site showing how the EMPs work and how they were
delivered by NATO missiles. Click here to
visit that site. Of course one would not need a missile to
deliver an EMP to a low flying aircraft. All one would need is
a powerful enough portable transmitter. If you can fit one in
a missile you can fit one in a car or boat. John Kennedy Jr
would have been beginning his descent for landing when the
EMP would have struck his plane. The engine would have stalled,
plane instruments died and even the plane lights went out.
The effects of an EMP on humans is said to temporarily create
a state of near hysteria. Even the flight recorder may have
been shorted and the tape erased in spite of it's protective
shielding. We all know what happened from there.
Conclusion:
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Do I believe this actually happened? NO!
Do I believe this "could" have happened? Yes!
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